Curse

I pwnd U · Feb 23, 2007, 11:00 PM // 23:00

*sips beer*
*lands safely*
*walks back in*
*rips off BHC's head*
*runs in circles*

Doc Holliday · Feb 24, 2007, 06:02 AM // 06:02

*meanders in bar*

*waves to all he knows*

"IDK if ima stay long but i figured id pop in for a bit and sey hello"

*shoots 23974643 rats with 2 shots and downs a case of beer*

*sits at dark corner table and points at pwnd and then the chair across from him*

*wispers to pwnd*

"Where are all the old bar mates?"

I pwnd U · Feb 24, 2007, 09:12 AM // 09:12

*sips beer*
*waves at doc*
*goes over and sits by across from doc*
*whispers back to doc*
"Well they have either moved to a different section or have just stopped showing up..."

Doc Holliday · Feb 24, 2007, 06:29 PM // 18:29

"well that sucks!"

*snaps fingers and makes everyones drink in the bar explode cept his and pwnds*

"so do all the new guys realize we have god powers since we came from the original bar?"

"or are they still finding that out?"

I pwnd U · Feb 24, 2007, 07:21 PM // 19:21

*sips beer*
"no they don't, they are still trying to figure it out"
*vaporizes a random passerbyer*

{BHC}KingWarman88 · Feb 24, 2007, 10:14 PM // 22:14

*Hey*

*Bashes Pwnd Head in *

Doc Holliday · Feb 25, 2007, 02:44 AM // 02:44

*watches pwnds head unbash itself*

*smiles evilly, showing a small amount of teeth*

"Ill handle this one"

*stands up and hits BHC with a chair*

*drags the semi-concious BHC to the bathroom*

*gives him a swirly in the bar toilet*

*gets a big hairy tattoo guy to tattoo "YOU HAVE JUS BEEN PWNED" on his ass in big bold letters*

*returns to table and waves to the bartender for another beer*

xxSilhouette · Feb 25, 2007, 05:09 AM // 05:09

*runs in circles*

Doc Holliday · Feb 25, 2007, 05:43 AM // 05:43

"AHH its Sil!!! How you be?"

*hands Sil box of froot loops*

*smiles*

I pwnd U · Feb 25, 2007, 07:16 PM // 19:16

*sips beer*
*laughs at BHC*
*gives doc a pat on the back*
*sips beer*

{BHC}KingWarman88 · Feb 25, 2007, 07:19 PM // 19:19

*Hey*

*Punches Doc in the face*
*cuts him in half*
*paints,YOU A LOSER* ON his ass*
*Kicks Pwnd*

I pwnd U · Feb 25, 2007, 07:30 PM // 19:30

*watches doc reform*
*laughs*
*asorbs kick*
*causes BHC to spin around and fall down*
*sips beer*

{BHC}KingWarman88 · Feb 25, 2007, 07:32 PM // 19:32

*Hey*
*Cuts Pwnd HEads off*
*Laguhs and drinks Wine*

I pwnd U · Feb 25, 2007, 07:41 PM // 19:41

*watches head reattach itself*
*shrugs*
*sips beer*
*uses axe to decapitate BHC*

{BHC}KingWarman88 · Feb 25, 2007, 09:10 PM // 21:10

*Hey*

*Cuts Pwnd HEad off*
*Spis Beer*
*Killing you is boirng Pwnd*

Doc Holliday · Feb 26, 2007, 01:54 AM // 01:54

*walks up to bar*

"I am the greatest man alive!!!"

*orders a tequila shot*

"and this is why*

*acts like he is going to do a normal tequila shot, but instead snorts the salt up nose with a straw, shoots the tequila, then squirts the lime into eye*

*turns the scream of pain into a manly RAWR*

"And that is why!"

*turns to BHC*

*pulls revolvers and slowly advances towards him*

*when standing on the side of BHC quickly drops one revolver and pulls boot knife and pins BHCs hand to the bar and walks away laughing hysterically*

Doc Holliday · Feb 26, 2007, 05:51 AM // 05:51

*runs back and yanks down BHC/s pants and then proceeds to snap a pic with a digital camera*

(pic is of this scene: BHC with one hand pinned to bar, pants around ankles, where his "you have jus been pwned" tattoo is in all its shining glory. BHC's face is turned over his shoulder lookin at camera, with tears running down his face and one hand tryin to pull the knife out of the other hand.)

*proceeds to post picture all over internet, and then puts up copies all over the bar*

"and I just realized that BHC sounds an awful like bitch to me..... so i think that shall be his new name, I have deigned it to be so, therefore it is so."

"and this ladies and gentleman is why me Pwned, and now since Sil has returned, Sil, Own this bar. Period."

*orders another beer*

*returns to table*

(but im still the best

)

I pwnd U · Feb 26, 2007, 02:41 PM // 14:41

*sips beer*
*takes a machete*
*cuts BHC's unpinned hand off*
*cuts off his feet*
*clips a stick grenade to his back*
*walks away*
*laughs*

{BHC}KingWarman88 · Feb 26, 2007, 06:02 PM // 18:02

*Hey*
*Stands up*
*Grabs Doc, and kicks him in the face. He drops a Knife*
*Pins Doc to the Wall*
*Pulls out MP5 and starting putting holes in him*
*Grabs Pwnd, puts out fire, and set him on fire again, tossing him into Doc and both of them get set on fire by failing in a box of Oil*
*Takes pictures of them and post it on the Internet*
*You guys been pwnted by a Legend.Sitdown*

Cpt. Spazzmo · Feb 26, 2007, 08:38 PM // 20:38

*Stays under relative safety of table with Maria*
*Decides not to get too personal with Doc*
"Yo Doc, that was freakin' hilarious!"
*Wonders why BHC keeps using MP5, they're not that special*
*Shoots BHC to shreds with an FN P90*
"Now THAT'S an SMG"
*Shoots Patron*